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Therapyspeak

Therapyspeak

You can't gaslight us. But we can gaslight you.

Financial Whoopsies

Financial Whoopsies

Having money doesn't mean that you're good with it.

Very Guilty Pleasures

Very Guilty Pleasures

Man, we really don't like ourselves.

Diet Nepotism

Diet Nepotism

Most of us get a leg up. But that's not really the thing that matters.

Heirloom People

Heirloom People

For people with no time on their hands, getting dirt under their fingernails is a way of reclaiming the land they already own. Also, making pesto.

Rich Texts

Rich Texts

As ambitious people start to make money, they go all in on non-fiction. As they start to have money, they go searching for more human stories.

Mirror Tests

Mirror Tests

For many younger members of the professional class, success doesn't mean upward mobility. And that lack of progress leads to very negative self-talk.

STATUS REPORT: Antsy Neighbors

STATUS REPORT: Antsy Neighbors

For members of the productive professional class, anything that isn't optimized can feel like an indulgence. It's why friction feels like warmth.

Fighting Stance

Fighting Stance

For the group of Americans most likely to stay married, fights are shockingly rare and often exceedingly fast. But when they aren't... hoo boy.

Mandatory Indulgences

Mandatory Indulgences

For members of the productive professional class, anything that isn't optimized can feel like an indulgence. It's why friction feels like warmth.

Tasteful Brandhumping

Tasteful Brandhumping

True status symbols aren’t about communicating wealth. They're about choosing a team and implying that you're the captain.

Ease Maxxing

Ease Maxxing

Most of us lie (just a little), tell jokes that double as confessions, and assume hardship is less awkward to bring up than genuine hard work.


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